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These are some lies we made up about Burnsville.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head gone has once in a while been noticed scaring folks at Blue Bill Spring on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is once in a while seen in Burnsville Overlook Area at midnight rearranging orbs around.
A space invader from planet Saturn has been seen on many instances observing the panorama from the top of Ashcraft Mountain late at night.
A decapitated woman has often been observed at night studying Ada Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a young girl is repeatedly spotted going wild in the center of Arnold Branch. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom is the undeparted soul of a long gone Burnsville resident. One thing's for certain, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Burnsville
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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