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A space man from planet Mars was made out at Beaver Creek at midnight throwing rocks into the flowing water.
A space man from outer space materialized gazing at the water by Joe Allen Lake Dam very late at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO was noticed in a Buckatunna house.
An martian tourist from outer space materialized appearing frightening in Bladon Springs State Park quite near the ranger station.
A space invader from the Moon was noticed coming into sight in a mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Buckatunna
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Ghost Sightings From Buckatunna
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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