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These are some lies we made up about Bruce.
A very large bear has sometimes been spotted looking at the vista at Davis Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A huge mink is now and then made out after midnight drifting down Brushy Creek.
The phantom of a man holding a sword has purportedly been made out on one or two instances mailing a package at a Bruce post office.
The ghost of a female with letters etched into her forehead can once in a while be spotted downing gasoline from a pump at a fueling station in Bruce.
A space man from another world was perceived walking a Terrier around midnight on a shady Bruce street.
A large terrifying giant became visible watching TV in a Bruce living room late in the night.
A gigantic musk deer was witnessed in George P. Cossar State Park quite near the ranger station appearing chilling.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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