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These are some lies we made up about Brooksville.
Hansel and Gretel's mom may every so often be seen pulling a cadaver across the ground in Horse Hunters Prairie at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan crocodile was noticed taking pleasure in the surroundings at Baysenburgs Lake Dam before dawn.
Plato appeared performing a piece of music on a harp in a Brooksville apartment.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system was noticed in a Brooksville highschool at night pacing the hallways.
A very large rabbit became visible in an apartment in the neighborhood of Brooksville.
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Ghost Sightings From Brooksville
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Ghost Sightings From Brooksville
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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