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A very large raccoon is known to have been seen on a handful of instances in Ashe Lake Recreation Area at midnight dragging a body across the dirt.
The Mothman can now and then be observed flickering a kerosene lamp at Ashe Lake Dam after midnight.
A sizeable creepy ghost has regularly been made out in a Brooklyn area hardware store, marching the aisles.
An alien is repeatedly perceived at Bear Creek after midnight chucking rocks into the stream.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has allegedly been spotted on many occasions in Batson Bay late in the night attempting to dump a dead body.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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