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The ghost of a young-looking female covered in blood can be seen very frequently walking a Saint Bernard at the stroke of midnight on a gloomy Braxton residential road. Several of those who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Braxton long ago.
A space invader from planet Venus has occasionally been made out enjoying the scenery at Davis Lake Dam late at night.
A huge hedgehog has been said to have been observed on many instances at midnight floating along Campbell Creek.
The ghost of an aged witch may occasionally be noticed watching television in a Braxton living room in the early morning hours. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Braxton in the past.
A woman's body having a dog's head is regularly seen searching through garbage cans on a Braxton street. In any event, it is certainly a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying
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to find.
A huge cat is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions devastating a book at Roosevelt State Park.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can regularly be distinguished on a Braxton avenue before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Braxton
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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