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These are some lies we made up about Brandon.
A space alien from planet Venus may be made out time and again in a Brandon mobile home.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has occasionally been seen coming into sight in a bedroom mirror. Locals here argue that this ghost may well be a celebrated old days native of Brandon. Regardless of what people verbalize, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you would not want to meet late at night.
The spirit of a man having on an army outfit is from time to time perceived very late at night sprinting after a passing car on a shady highway close to Brandon. A person who lives here declares that this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Brandon.
A space man from another planet is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions gazing at the water by Busick Lake Dam at night.
An alien may every now and then be spotted pulling a cadaver through some bushes in Brandon Park late in
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the night.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head is regularly perceived mounding bricks beside the shore at Robinhood Lake.
An enormous basilisk has purportedly been spotted on a handful of instances annihilating a bag beside Brandon Springs late at night.
A knight's armor from the middle ages with no human being inside
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can often be noticed in the middle of Brush Creek seeking a box. One of the people who live here firmly argues that this phantom is the undead soul of a former Brandon person who lived here.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has every so often been distinguished looking across Holmes Lake before dawn.
A partly transparent guy clad as the skipper of a boat is every so often witnessed watering plants in the garden of a building in Brandon. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a scary ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A big creepy beast has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions having a seat on the floor in a home in Brandon.
A huge bighorn may every now and then be spotted seeking a man in Roosevelt State Park right by the ranger station.
An ET from planet Venus was seen hauling a headbone next to a streetlamp in Brandon.
An ET from outer space emerged marching from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on a Brandon residential street.
A big
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frightening ghost was seen browsing through the closet in the bedroom of a Brandon flat very late at night. When distinguished the spirit came within reach of the viewer who then escaped.
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Ghost Sightings From Brandon
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Ghost Sightings From Brandon
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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