|
| |
Booneville, Mississippi Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Booneville.
An ET from another galaxy may now and then be perceived picking flowers in the side yard of a home in Booneville.
A huge muskrat has repeatedly been spotted concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in Booneville City Park around midnight.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly spotted having a seat on a stool in a trailer in Booneville.
A female with a blue face is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions gazing irritably at the bystander by a streetlight in Booneville.
Vincent van Gogh can often be perceived at Bennett Lake Dam before sunrise enjoying the view.
A man having an axe in his head may be noticed frequently by Boone Creek chucking boulders.
An enormous hyena has every now and then been observed stacking bricks up on the summit of Martin Hill.
A Centrosaurus is from time to time perceived checking out Piney Grove Hollow in detail before sunrise.
A man's body with the head of a
| |
|
skunk has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances strolling from building to building late in the night on a Booneville avenue.
An martian tourist from outer space can every so often be observed browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Booneville trailer after midnight.
The ghost of a guy hauling a sword
| |
| |
was seen smoking a pipe at Natchez Trace Parkway. When the phantom was spotted it disappeared into the night.
An ET from planet Saturn appeared in J.P. Coleman State Park near the ranger station discussing into the night.
An extremely large hog was observed resting at a coffee table in a Booneville house.
A giant iguana showed up looking at people in a Booneville trailer through a window.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her ears was seen standing down a gloomy road near Booneville. The ghost was consumed by the night after being spotted. A resident says that this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Booneville long ago. Whichever way, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that any rational person would not want to come across.
The ghost of a strapped up female was noticed swallowing gasoline from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Booneville. When observed the phantom moved toward the bystander who then ran away. Some of the folks here assert this ghost may perhaps be a
|
|
distinguished past dweller of Booneville. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Booneville
Submit a lie about Booneville, Mississippi:
Other untruthful towns near Booneville, Mississippi:
Rienzi, Mississippi, 8 miles away
Wheeler, Mississippi, 9 miles away
Baldwyn, Mississippi, 11 miles away
New Site, Mississippi, 11 miles away
Marietta, Mississippi, 13 miles away
Guntown, Mississippi, 14 miles away
Glen, Mississippi, 14 miles away
Corinth, Mississippi, 16 miles away
Dumas, Mississippi, 17 miles away
Mantachie, Mississippi, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Mississippi
|
Ghost Sightings From Booneville
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
MORE JOKES
|
