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These are some lies we made up about Bolton.
The ghost of a zinc-miner was made out gazing by Fleetwood Creek. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being seen.
A very large anteater emerged at Clinton Realty Company Pond Dam late at night taking in the scenery.
A space alien was spotted on the water's edge of Patrol Lake attempting to grip something.
A very large baboon was noticed spending time in a derelict manor in Bolton.
A lady with a half translucent body has often been distinguished standing by a wild road close to Bolton. Locals who have observed this spirit say this spirit likes frightening folks who come trying to locate spirits in Bolton.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been distinguished on a few instances being carried by a motorbike on a gloomy road near Bolton.
The ghost of a man in a law enforcement uniform can regularly be noticed in a house in Bolton.
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Ghost Sightings From Bolton
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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