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These are some lies we made up about Bogue Chitto.
A gargantuan guanaco was made out flinging boulders into the flow at Beaver Dam Creek at midnight.
A woman devoid of a head emerged by C C Clarke Lake Dam before dawn staring at the water. The ghost was consumed by the air after being spotted. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Bogue Chitto.
A guy with no head was distinguished talking into the thin air as if someone besides was nearby. Alarmed by the observers the ghost vanished into the darkness. Based on what the people who live here assert, this phantom is the tormented spirit of an old Bogue Chitto local resident. In any event, it's a creepy ghost that you would not want to come across at night.
An ET from planet Mercury emerged walking a Bulldog in the early morning hours on a shady Bogue Chitto road.
An incredibly bloodcurdling ghost was noticed moving orbs about in Exchange Park in the early morning
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hours before sunrise. When seen the ghost approached the onlooker who then ran away. Scores of folks who live here declare this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Bogue Chitto many years ago.
The spirit of an old gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden right leg has regularly been observed watching cable in a Bogue Chitto living
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room at night. Local people who have observed this ghost argue this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish people who come trying to find ghosts in Bogue Chitto. No matter what, it sure is a bloodcurdling phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
The ghost of an aged lady holding a shot gun is repeatedly perceived on a Bogue Chitto avenue at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous parakeet has been noticed on one or two instances in Percy Quin State Park by the ranger station gazing wrathfully at the witness.
The phantom of a waitress can frequently be spotted hovering in the air like a blimp in Bogue Chitto. People claim that this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Bogue Chitto in the past. Whatever people articulate, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that should be shunned.
A space invader from another world has now and then been noticed in a hardware store in the Bogue Chitto neighborhood.
A giant wolf is from time to time perceived crawling up from a drain hole on a Bogue Chitto residential road at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bogue Chitto
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Ghost Sightings From Bogue Chitto
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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