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These are some lies we made up about Blue Springs.
The spirit of a youthful air force pilot was spotted seeking a woman in Blue Cut very late at night. The spirit saluted the bystander.
A young girl sporting a blood-covered dress is repeatedly seen up on Bart Hill carrying a headbone.
An alien has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions in the early morning hours floating along on Big Creek.
A big creepy monster can repeatedly be noticed gazing at Baker Lake Dam very late at night.
A gargantuan springbok can be distinguished repeatedly coming into view in a closet mirror.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship is once in a while perceived having a seat in a chair in a building close to Blue Springs.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space has purportedly been noticed on one or two instances at the stroke of midnight running after a passing vehicle on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Blue Springs.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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