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These are some lies we made up about Blue Mountain.
Nicolaus Copernicus is occasionally noticed staring at the vista from the apex of Bald Knob late at night.
An alien from planet Venus is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of instances examining Adkins Bottom in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful guy having on a confederate uniform can from time to time be seen drifting down Bill Creek after midnight.
A space invader from another galaxy was spotted sitting at the dining table in a Blue Mountain trailer.
The ghost of a chained up man appeared looking at folks in a Blue Mountain building through a peephole. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed repeatedly in the vicinity.
An ET was made out at Bagwell Lake Dam in the early morning hours taking in the scenery.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system was noticed in a desolate neighborhood close to Blue Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Mountain
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Mountain
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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