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These are some lies we made up about Biloxi.
A gargantuan capybara came into sight walking a Great Dane late at night on a shadowy Biloxi residential street.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship was observed turning toward the onlooker in Ravine Canne before dawn.
An alien from Jupiter came into sight on the water's edge of Big Lake staring wrathfully at the eye witness.
An extremely large mynah bird was noticed before sunrise leading a piloted excursion of Devils Elbow to a crowd of ghosts.
An alien from deep space was made out going wild by Ditch Bayou.
A gargantuan whale is regularly perceived hauling a body through some bushes in Back Bay Park on a dark night.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is known to have been perceived on one or two occasions on the top of Camp Hill at midnight examining the panorama.
The ghost of a shackled up man can regularly be perceived drifting along on Auguste Bayou at the stroke of midnight. One of the residents determinedly
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declares that this spirit might be a famous old days local of Biloxi.
An alien tourist from outer space can be seen frequently looking through house windows in Biloxi late at night.
A space invader from Venus has every so often been observed looking at the panorama at Biloxi Small Craft Harbor at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost
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of a bum has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances gazing down into the water at Point Ascot before dawn. No matter what, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a young lady soaked in blood may once in a while be seen watching TV in a Biloxi living room before sunrise. One thing's for sure, this is a hostile ghost that should be avoided.
A massive jackal has often been distinguished trying to find a woman outside the entrance to Gulf Islands National Seashore.
An ET from another world is often distinguished browsing through trash container on a Biloxi lane.
A space alien has allegedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Biloxi.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy may frequently be witnessed in Buccaneer State Park at the ranger station trying to exclaim something.
A colossal crow can be noticed often looking at an old man snoozing on the floor in a flat in Biloxi.
Hansel
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and Gretel's mom has sometimes been noticed in a convenience store in the Biloxi area.
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Ghost Sightings From Biloxi
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Ghost Sightings From Biloxi
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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