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These are some lies we made up about Big Creek.
A feminine shape has allegedly been observed on a handful of instances in Calhoun County State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise searching for a map. Lots of local residents allege this ghost is the struggling soul of a former Big Creek local resident.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has repeatedly been distinguished looking at the water by Jennings Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is frequently observed mid stream in Arimount Creek smoking a pipe.
The Abominable Snowman has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions looking at folks in a Big Creek apartment through a window.
An alien voyager from another galaxy may be made out time and again waving to cars next to a gloomy highway next to Big Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Big Creek
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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