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A colossal argali can occasionally be witnessed by Bob Malone Catfish Ponds Dam at night looking at the water.
The phantom of a lady with a dagger in her heart is often made out pushing orbs around by Rosedale Bend.
A female having the head of a demon has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions in Walter Sillers Memorial Park before dawn calling people's names. Several of the people who live in this town claim this ghost likes startling folks who have the nerve to interrupt the silence in Beulah.
A big menacing beast can repeatedly be noticed scrambling out of Brushy Lake covered in filth after midnight.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may be seen time and again screaming at the onlooker to be off down next to the water at Island Number 73.
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Ghost Sightings From Beulah
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Ghost Sightings From Beulah
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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