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The phantom of an aged Indian chief is regularly distinguished hurling bricks into the stream at Balfour Creek on a dark night.
A black as coal rat that transformed into a female can repeatedly be spotted giving a conducted visit of Mound Bluff to a collection of ghosts before dawn. Regardless of what, this ghost certainly is scary; one that is rather not upset.
An alien from another world has occasionally been observed beside the water at Catfish Lake smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman is occasionally distinguished by Bill Walker Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
Galileo can every so often be seen traveling on a camel down a road in the neighborhood of Bentonia.
A massive elk was observed pacing through a flat in the vicinity of Bentonia.
A chilling being materialized strolling through a Bentonia vicinity churchyard. When the phantom was made out it faded away into the thin air. Scores of folks who live here say this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Bentonia some decades ago.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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