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These are some lies we made up about Benton.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can be noticed time and again by Yazoo City Cut-Off 1940 staring furiously at the watcher.
An extraterrestrial has sometimes been observed tossing rocks into Broad Lake in the early morning hours.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is every now and then made out throwing stones late at night on a sidewalk in Benton.
A very large koodoo has been said to have been noticed on one or two instances relaxing at a coffee table in a Benton mobile home piling chunks of concrete.
An ET from planet Neptune has regularly been made out pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Goshen Bayou in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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