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These are some lies we made up about Benoit.
A very large elk can regularly be noticed heaving boulders into the stream at Bolivar Chute late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus may be witnessed time and again conducting a conducted excursion of Bolivar Bend to a company of ghosts at midnight.
The Abominable Snowman has once in a while been noticed in Caulk Point late at night dragging a cadaver over rocks.
The ghost of a man holding a sword is once in a while noticed by Cottonwoods Slough twinkling a lamp. No matter what, this phantom undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you would not want to meet before sunrise.
The ghost of a female having a name carved into her head is known to have been made out on frequent instances reasoning at James Maxwell Lake Dam very late at night. One of the local residents confidently says that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Benoit in the past. Whatever folks say, this is an unpleasant phantom that any sound person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Benoit
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Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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