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Ludwig van Beethoven has been made out on a small number of occasions by Fisk Bayou smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon can now and then be observed visiting Hard Cash Cutoff around midnight.
A space alien from outer space was spotted drifting along on Bear Creek in the early morning hours.
An enormously chilling ghost came into sight searching for something at A B Evans Lake Dam around midnight. The spirit did not appear to be anxious by the viewers. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Belzoni before the present.
An extremely large camel was witnessed sobbing in Greentree State Waterfowl Production Area at midnight.
A Tyrannosaurus showed up in a Belzoni secondary school before sunrise marching the hallways.
The phantom of an old female clutching a firearm was perceived in a mirror in a Belzoni trailer; the phantom was exclusively detectable in the
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mirror. The ghost reacted to the observer.
A giant cougar was perceived shining a lantern quite near the entrance to Leroy Percy State Park.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has regularly been distinguished in a trailer outside Belzoni.
A space man from planet Neptune has been said to have been spotted on a small
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number of instances trying to locate a photo by a parked Chrysler in a Belzoni parking lot late at night.
One of the three Little Pigs may regularly be made out in a Belzoni area supermarket, staggering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Belzoni
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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