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These are some lies we made up about Belmont.
A space alien from planet Neptune was distinguished dragging a corpse across the ground in Belmont Blue Springs Park after midnight.
A massive rat came into sight gulping water from Blue Springs late in the night.
A space invader from deep space was distinguished in the middle of Brumley Branch dining on a tomato.
Count Dracula appeared enjoying the landscape at Audrey O Oliver Pond Dam very late at night.
A colossal fawn was noticed on the highest spot of Freedom Hills before dawn examining the panorama.
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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