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These are some lies we made up about Beaumont.
The ghost of a guy wearing soldier's attire is regularly made out looking at the scenery at Lake Perry Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with an axe sticking out of her head has been said to have been noticed on several occasions on the water's edge of Blue Pond searching for a person. A local person declares that this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish people who are brave enough to disrupt the peace in Beaumont. Nevertheless, this is a nasty ghost that should be avoided.
The Pied Piper may frequently be distinguished looking for a shoe beside a parked car in a Beaumont parking lot around midnight.
A massive kinkajou may be witnessed time and again crying in Breakover Sandbar before sunrise.
The ghost of a female with a sack tied around her head has once in a while been made out on the peak of Deadman Hill at night studying the landscape. One of the local residents determinedly asserts that this ghost likes scaring people who come trying to locate ghosts in Beaumont.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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