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These are some lies we made up about Bay Springs.
A woman with a somewhat see-through body can be spotted over and over again looking at the water by Bay Springs Lagoon Dam before sunrise.
A space man has every now and then been seen in the middle of Bogue Ealiah appearing scary.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a law enforcement outfit is occasionally spotted watching shows in a Bay Springs living room after midnight. Whatever folks express, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A massive mouse has supposedly been distinguished on several occasions on a Bay Springs residential road on a dark night.
An martian explorer from another planet may once in a while be spotted staring at an old man sleeping in an armchair in a flat in Bay Springs.
A huge muskrat was spotted quite near Clarkco State Park digging a hole.
A colossal camel came into view in a hardware store in the Bay Springs vicinity.
A Velociraptor became visible struggling
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up from a manhole on a Bay Springs residential street before sunrise.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was observed nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Bay Springs. The phantom didn't appear to be bothered by the witnesses.
An extremely large wolf was noticed playing a piece of music
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on a flute in a Bay Springs trailer.
A space alien from another solar system has regularly been distinguished in a mirror in a Bay Springs flat; the phantom was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bay Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Bay Springs
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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