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The ghost of a destitute man is repeatedly observed in American League Park before dawn discussing into the night.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO has supposedly been observed on numerous instances mounted on a llama along a highway near Batesville.
A colossal colt can repeatedly be made out looking at the water by J H McGee Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Pied Piper may be observed often wandering through a flat near Batesville.
A space alien from Jupiter has from time to time been witnessed by Armstead Creek trying to state something.
The spirit of a youthful cowboy is occasionally spotted at the stroke of midnight looking at Jonathans Bluff.
The ghost of a copper-miner has supposedly been made out on many occasions in George P. Cossar State Park right by the park headquarters contemplating.
A female with a fairly see-through body can occasionally be made out at a coin operated phone in Batesville
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using the phone. Regardless of what, it's a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A massive koodoo was noticed appearing creepy next to a deserted road outside Batesville before sunrise.
An ET from another galaxy came into view staying in a neglected structure in Batesville.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet
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hole in his forehead was distinguished standing by a desolate highway near Batesville. This ghost is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been numerous other accounts of this precise ghost. Many residents allege this spirit is that of a local who settled here in Batesville long ago. Whatever folks utter, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that should be shunned.
Vasco da Gama appeared mounted on a Harley on a dark road close to Batesville.
A very large lamb was observed in a Batesville flat.
An ET was seen coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
The spirit of a gentleman having on a soldier's uniform has frequently been perceived very late at night following a passing vehicle on a dark road right next door to Batesville.
An old knight's armor lacking a human being inside is often seen in the rear seat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night. Anyhow, this spirit indisputably is chilling; one that is better not messed with.
The ghost of a female
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with a sack tied around her head is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances pulling up weeds in the garden of a building in Batesville. People here who have observed this ghost assert this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolhardy people who have the courage to interrupt the tranquility in Batesville.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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