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These are some lies we made up about Bassfield.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is every so often noticed at Connely Davis Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking pleasure in the scenery.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon has been distinguished on one or two occasions screaming by Caney Head Creek.
An ET from another solar system can every so often be distinguished trying to flag down cars next to a shadowy highway close to Bassfield.
A colossal baboon has repeatedly been perceived guzzling regular unleaded from a gas pump at a gas station in Bassfield.
A large chilling ogre is frequently observed speaking into the thin air as if someone else was present.
A scary creature has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances walking a Bulldog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shady Bassfield residential street.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a store clerk can frequently be observed in Paul B. Johnson State Park right by the ranger station terrifying folks. In any event, it is indisputably a frightening ghost that you do not want to come across after midnight.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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