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An alien voyager from the cosmos is regularly distinguished at E E Moorehead Lake Dam at midnight staring furiously at the bystander.
A young-looking girl having on a bloody wedding dress is known to have been made out on many instances heaving chunks of concrete into the current at Brushy Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. Several of the residents declare this ghost may be the soul of a local who died here in Banner some decades ago. Regardless of what, it undoubtedly is a frightening phantom that any rational person would not want to run into.
An ET from Venus can often be noticed scraping out a nook underneath a lamppost in Banner.
A guy with a sword in his head can be made out very frequently browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Banner mobile home after midnight. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Banner. Regardless of what people say,
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this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that should be let alone.
The ghost of a mailman has occasionally been witnessed resting at the dining table in a Banner building.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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