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These are some lies we made up about Baldwyn.
A semi see-through gentleman dressed as the captain of a boat is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions up on the peak of Geeville Mountain looking angrily at the watcher. Many folks who live here assert this phantom is that of a person who existed here in Baldwyn a long time ago.
Ferdinand Magellan can every now and then be distinguished in Brices Cross Roads National Battlefield Site around midnight going out of control.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed seeking a glove beside a parked Honda in a Baldwyn parking lot at midnight.
A giant weasel was noticed at Baldwin Fish Lake Dam before sunrise mounding pebbles.
An martian tourist from deep space was spotted chucking boulders into the current at Boyer Creek before dawn.
The ghost of a young guy sporting a confederate uniform was noticed in a Baldwyn area supermarket, marching the aisles. The ghost didn't seem to be agonized
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by the onlookers.
The phantom of a hobo has regularly been perceived trying to find a glove after midnight on a lawn in Baldwyn.
An ET from planet Saturn is repeatedly observed guzzling gasoline in Natchez Trace Parkway by the ranger station.
An alien from another planet has been observed on several instances taking a rest at a
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coffee table in a Baldwyn mobile home smoking a pipe.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft may regularly be noticed by the entrance to Tishomingo State Park speaking into the night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world can be seen over and over again marching through a trailer in Baldwyn.
The ghost of an old sorceress has from time to time been perceived riding on a mare by a road in the neighborhood of Baldwyn.
An alien from deep space is once in a while spotted wandering through a trailer in close proximity to Baldwyn.
A lady's body with a pig's head may every so often be perceived wandering through a Baldwyn vicinity burial ground. In any case, this is an unsympathetic spirit that should be stayed away from.
A very large chimpanzee has often been distinguished being in an empty manor in Baldwyn.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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