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These are some lies we made up about Bailey.
An extremely large aardvark has purportedly been noticed on several instances at A C Munn Pond Dam late at night hauling a human headbone.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may be perceived repeatedly late in the night floating by on Bailey Branch. It has been said that this particular ghost likes scaring foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to upset the peace in Bailey.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space has from time to time been seen standing by a secluded road in close proximity to Bailey.
A huge marten is from time to time noticed riding on a motorbike on a murky road near Bailey.
A cyclop has been made out on a small number of occasions trying to grab something in East Bank Park at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bailey
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Ghost Sightings From Bailey
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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