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These are some lies we made up about Avon.
An alien explorer from another planet was perceived throwing pebbles into Lake Lee late in the night.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was observed suspended in the air like a balloon in Avon.
A space invader from another galaxy has regularly been spotted marveling at American Bend late in the night.
A female person is repeatedly witnessed near the water at Eggs Point searching for a woman. A local person claims that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long departed Avon local.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been spotted on a few occasions floating by on Ash Bayou in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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