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An extraterrestrial from space can often be noticed at Big Snow Lake Dam after midnight taking pleasure in the surroundings.
A gargantuan horse may be seen very often swallowing blood from a cup up on the summit of Clemmer Hill.
A space alien is now and then made out searching for a hat in Jobe Hollow at night.
A black as coal rat that shifted shape into a woman may from time to time be spotted gulping paint next to a menacing tall tree in Holly Springs National Forest. In any case, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't want to meet before sunrise.
The ghost of a young female clad as a maid has repeatedly been seen marching through a flat in Ashland.
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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