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These are some lies we made up about Artesia.
The ghost of a 9 feet tall huge guy has purportedly been made out on many instances by Chittobochiah Creek clutching a human cranium. Some people assert this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Artesia some time ago.
A space invader from another world may be perceived very frequently gazing at the water by Angus Farms Lake Dam late in the night.
A gigantic pig has occasionally been witnessed staring in a raft on Camps Lake.
An alien is now and then spotted trying on clothes in an Artesia apartment.
The spirit of a woman with half her head absent has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions creeping up from a manhole on an Artesia lane before sunrise. It's been argued that this exact phantom is that of a local person who resided here in Artesia in the past. Either way, this is a bad phantom that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Artesia
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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