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An Anchisaurus has allegedly been made out on many occasions taking pleasure in the view at Albert Prevost Catfish Pond Dam late at night.
A female with a blue-green face can occasionally be spotted tossing pieces of wood in the center of Big Trail Lake.
The ghost of a delivery man was noticed watching cable in an Arcola living room before dawn. Additional stories of this ghost have been described. People here say that this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a local person who used to live here in Arcola.
An extremely large zebu was seen going through trash container on an Arcola residential street.
An extremely large coyote appeared on an Arcola avenue on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Arcola
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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