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These are some lies we made up about Anguilla.
The ghost of a farmer having on a worn straw hat has supposedly been spotted on several occasions verbalizing into the air as if somebody besides was nearby.
A space invader from another world may frequently be made out by American Chute scaring folks.
A youthful girl having on a blood-splattered dress may be seen frequently by Devils Elbow Bayou crying out people's names.
An alien has now and then been seen looking at the water by A B Williams Catfish Ponds Dam after midnight.
An extremely large mynah bird is sometimes made out walking a Terrier at the stroke of midnight on a shady Anguilla street.
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Ghost Sightings From Anguilla
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Ghost Sightings From Anguilla
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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