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These are some lies we made up about Amory.
A black as coal cat that shifted shape into a female came into view posting a box at an Amory post office. The ghost was indifferent that there was somebody other there. A person who lives here declares that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Amory.
The spirit of a down-and-out man was observed in Amory Recreation Area in the early morning hours pulling a cadaver over the grass. When the witness materialized the ghost fled.
A scary beast appeared gulping unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Amory. The arrival of the eye witness frightened the ghost who then faded away.
The ghost of a man dressed as a handy man was noticed at Aberdeen Lagoon Dam on a dark night enjoying the surroundings. The phantom spoke of avenging a killing. One of the locals determinedly claims that this ghost may perhaps be a well-known yesteryear inhabitant of Amory. Whatever people state, it's a chilling ghost that
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you don't want to meet before sunrise.
The spirit of a gentleman sporting a police uniform was spotted pulling a body from the cold water of Blue Water Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. The observer became frightened and fled. Several of those who live here argue this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a person
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who used to dwell here in Amory.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has repeatedly been spotted heaving bricks into Lake Thomas late at night.
A huge reptile is frequently witnessed verbalizing into the air as if someone else was nearby.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of instances attempting to dump a corpse in Moccasin Slough on a dark night. It has been declared that this specific ghost is the undeceased soul of an old Amory local.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in military attire may be distinguished very often staring through trailer windows in Amory in the early morning hours.
A giant frog has once in a while been witnessed discussing into the air at the entrance to Natchez Trace Parkway.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object is from time to time made out watching cable in an Amory living room on a dark night.
A space invader from planet Neptune has been spotted on a few instances in Lake Lowndes
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State Park outside the park headquarters gripping a human headbone.
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Ghost Sightings From Amory
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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