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An ET from another world has frequently been distinguished yelling at the observer to go away in Blantons Gap very late at night.
A giant capybara is repeatedly observed going berserk in Choctaw Lake Recreation Area in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a bound up lady has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions browsing through garbage container on an Ackerman street. Residents declare that this spirit is almost certainly the struggling spirit of a resident who used to reside here in Ackerman.
A woman grasping her head beneath her arm can be spotted frequently piling stones down at the shore at Choctaw Lake. One of the people who live here steadfastly declares that this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Ackerman local resident.
A gigantic mynah bird has once in a while been observed at Choctaw Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking pleasure in the scenery.
The extraterrestrial navigator of
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an extraterrestrial spaceship is from time to time perceived late at night drifting by on Big John Branch.
An Icthyosaurus has supposedly been made out on several instances devouring a cracker up on Little Mountain.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space may every so often be seen hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Ackerman.
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The ghost of a youthful lady in a blood-covered prom dress has regularly been witnessed in an autopart store in the Ackerman area.
A huge jackal is frequently observed looking for someone at Legion State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Ackerman
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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