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These are some lies we made up about Aberdeen.
An ET from another galaxy has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions in a raft on Aberdeen Lake howling at the viewer to go away.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can repeatedly be noticed by a person camping at a campground right next door to Aberdeen.
The phantom of a grower having on a worn hat has sometimes been spotted in Acker Lake Recreation Area after midnight heaving boulders. Based on what the local residents assert, this ghost loves terrifying folks who have the nerve to interrupt the calm in Aberdeen.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-covered wedding gown is from time to time distinguished struggling to deposit a corpse in Moccasin Slough at midnight. A lot of people who live here declare this ghost enjoys terrifying foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Aberdeen. No matter what people utter, it's sure a menacing ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gigantic
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lion is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of instances by A G Doss Lake Dam late in the night staring at the water.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world can from time to time be distinguished before dawn glancing over Poe Field.
A female with a green face has repeatedly been perceived in the middle of Broyles
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Creek guzzling orange juice.
A gargantuan alligator is repeatedly witnessed taking a rest on a bench in a residence in Aberdeen.
The ghost of a mailman is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions marching from house to house on a dark night on an Aberdeen residential street.
A cyclop can often be seen rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of an Aberdeen house before dawn.
A feminine shape may be noticed repeatedly grasping a headbone in Lake Lowndes State Park quite near the ranger station.
A space man from outer space has sometimes been seen crying in Natchez Trace Parkway right by the ranger station.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft is occasionally perceived taking a rest at a table in an Aberdeen house.
An alien from Venus is rumored to have been seen on many instances gazing at folks in an Aberdeen residence through an air vent.
An extremely large seal can every now and then be distinguished in a desolate area outside Aberdeen.
The spirit of a
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guy carrying a sword was perceived mailing a package at an Aberdeen post office. There are many accounts concerning this spirit in the vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Aberdeen
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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