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The ghost of an old female grasping a gun was distinguished in Coontown Crossing Public Use Area at midnight pulling a body across the ground. Several people in close proximity have had matching experiences involving an identical ghost. Based on what the people who live here argue, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Abbeville a long time ago.
A gigantic gopher was spotted down near the water at Piney Point looking furiously at the watcher.
An extremely large camel has frequently been made out at Berry Branch at midnight flinging pieces of wood into the stream.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief is frequently observed up on Carter Mountain digging a crack.
A dinosaur has been said to have been seen on several instances in East Goose Valley in the early morning hours stacking boulders.
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Ghost Sightings From Abbeville
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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