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These are some lies we made up about Woodstock.
A large creepy dragon showed up pulling up weeds in the back yard of a house in Woodstock.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft was made out at Avery Creek before sunrise throwing chunks of concrete into the current.
A space man from Venus was perceived appearing terrifying on the shore of Colony Land Development Lake.
An enormous squirrel has often been spotted staring wrathfully at the witness up on the highest spot of Sweat Mountain.
The ghost of a young-looking lady soaked in blood is often spotted by a person fishing by a lake close to Woodstock. In any event, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to bump into.
The ghost of an old sorceress has been said to have been witnessed on several instances staring at the water by Bartenfeld Dam around midnight.
A lady's body having a raccoon's head may frequently be spotted scraping out a crack in Canterberry Park in the early morning
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hours before sunrise. Several of the residents declare this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Woodstock some time ago.
A space invader from another planet may be noticed repeatedly resting on a stool in a home in Woodstock.
Socrates has occasionally been observed destroying an object by a streetlamp
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in Woodstock.
A space alien has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions gulping blood from a glass in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area by the park headquarters.
A somewhat decomposed human cadaver can occasionally be spotted striding from flat to flat at night on a Woodstock road.
The spirit of a farmer wearing a worn straw hat has regularly been seen seated at the kitchen counter in a Woodstock apartment.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is regularly seen smoking a pipe in Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park by the ranger station.
A very large walrus has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of instances in a secluded area in close proximity to Woodstock.
A space invader from Jupiter may often be observed waving to cars beside a dark road near Woodstock.
A gargantuan hamster can be distinguished very frequently dispatching a package at a Woodstock post office.
A giant horse has from time to time been observed downing fuel from a gas pump at
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a fuel station in Woodstock.
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Ghost Sightings From Woodstock
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Ghost Sightings From Woodstock
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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