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The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may every so often be noticed snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Warrenton.
A space invader from Jupiter was noticed performing a melody on a fiddle in a Warrenton apartment.
A colossal hog came into sight taking pleasure in the view at Aggregates Lake Dam very late at night.
Cinderella was perceived near the waterfront at Aggregates Lake reading a book.
A decapitated man materialized looking for another ghost up on the peak of Stony Hill. The onlooker escaped immediately after she distinguished the ghost. One thing is for sure, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A very large woodchuck was seen in a mirror in a Warrenton apartment; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-splattered uniform was noticed drifting along on Acy Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise. When the viewer materialized the phantom fled. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that is better not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Warrenton
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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