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These are some lies we made up about Vienna.
A colossal salamander can be perceived often dragging a body over the grass in Anthony Bowens Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A big bloodcurdling monster has every now and then been witnessed walking a Sheepdog in the early morning hours on a shadowy Vienna street.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally spotted clutching a cranium down at Davis Spring before sunrise.
The ghost of a woman having names cut into her nose has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of instances in Cypress Pond late at night attempting to deposit a body. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that should be shunned.
The ghost of a woman with a knife in her back may every now and then be witnessed by Bartenfield Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water. Scores of local residents argue this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Vienna in the past.
A colossal goat
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is often observed late at night floating by on Little Pennahatchee Creek.
Issac Newton is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances peeking through residence windows in Vienna very late at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space can often be distinguished watching cable in a Vienna living room at midnight.
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space man from another solar system may be seen repeatedly startling people quite near Georgia Veterans Memorial State Park.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft is occasionally seen on a Vienna road on a dark night.
An martian explorer from deep space is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions in Ocmulgee National Monument quite near the ranger station shouting people's names.
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Ghost Sightings From Vienna
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Ghost Sightings From Vienna
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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