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These are some lies we made up about Union City.
The ghost of a planter in a straw hat was distinguished at Arnolds Lake Dam in the early morning hours taking in the scenery. When the eye witness came into view the phantom escaped. Locals here who have witnessed this spirit allege this spirit enjoys startling foolish folks who come trying to locate spirits in Union City. Regardless of what, this spirit unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that should be left alone.
A cyclop emerged peeking through house windows in Union City at midnight.
A space alien appeared floating down on Big Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large armadillo was observed screaming people's names on the shore of Deer Field Trail Lake.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object has frequently been observed burying a dead body by a big rock in Brandon Memorial Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian traveler from outer space is frequently observed watching
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shows in a Union City living room at the stroke of midnight.
A young girl sporting a blood-splattered wedding dress has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions on a Union City residential road at midnight. People here assert that this spirit can be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Union City in the past.
A sizeable
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frightening monster may be spotted very often gazing at a person slumbering on a couch in a mobile home in Union City.
A very large steer is from time to time distinguished trying on a jacket in a Union City trailer.
A man having a sword in his head has supposedly been spotted on a handful of instances scrambling out of a drain hole on a Union City residential road before dawn. A resident claims that this ghost could be a well-known yesteryear resident of Union City. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unlikable ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
The phantom of a mailman may once in a while be witnessed quite near Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area downing chlorine.
A man's body having the head of a sheep is often seen smoking a pipe in Red Top Mountain State Park right by the park headquarters.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword is known to have been perceived on several instances musicalizing on a harpsichord in a Union City trailer. One of the local residents confidently says
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that this phantom is perhaps the undeceased phantom of a person who used to dwell here in Union City.
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Ghost Sightings From Union City
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Ghost Sightings From Union City
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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