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A huge quagga is regularly perceived taking pleasure in the scenery at Agrirama Lake Dam before sunrise.
The spirit of a female having half her head lost is known to have been spotted on frequent occasions on the shore of Agrirama Lake sniveling. Regardless of what, this spirit indisputably is creepy; one that you don't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object can frequently be observed trying on a shirt in a Ty Ty trailer.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space can be made out repeatedly snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Ty Ty.
An alien from planet Mercury has from time to time been witnessed concealing a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Fulwood Park after midnight.
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Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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