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These are some lies we made up about Tyrone.
The phantom of a young lady covered in blood has once in a while been seen trashing a box at Adams Lake Dam around midnight.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft is occasionally perceived gulping blood from a jar in Gin Branch.
An alien vacationer from another planet can occasionally be witnessed tossing chunks of concrete into Lake Bliss very late at night.
A gargantuan lamb has repeatedly been spotted relaxing at the dining table in a Tyrone mobile home.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body is often spotted in a secluded spot close to Tyrone. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Tyrone long ago.
A man having the head of a demon has allegedly been perceived on numerous instances spitting at passing cars next to a gloomy road in the vicinity of Tyrone. Lots of local residents claim this ghost is that of a local person who
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resided here in Tyrone a long time ago. In any case, it is certainly a frightening ghost that any rational person would not want to run into.
A partly decomposed human dead body can be made out time and again pulling a dead body across the dirt in Braelinn Recreation Center in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from Venus
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has sometimes been distinguished slurping unleaded from a gas pump at a gas station in Tyrone.
A huge reindeer is every so often spotted chatting into the night as if someone in addition was nearby.
An ET from deep space has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area quite near the ranger station gazing.
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Ghost Sightings From Tyrone
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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