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These are some lies we made up about Tifton.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her heart may regularly be seen hauling a body through some bushes in Fulwood Park after midnight. If you talk to the folks who live here, this spirit may well be a recognized old days local of Tifton.
A woman with the head of a devil can be perceived very often by a person hunting in a forest next to Tifton. Whatever folks utter, this is an unsympathetic spirit that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.
An extremely large wolverine has once in a while been distinguished sitting in a beanbag in a trailer in Tifton.
The ghost of a guy with half his head not there has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions in a metal boat on Agrirama Lake howling.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship may once in a while be observed attempting to verbalize something beneath a streetlamp in Tifton.
The phantom of a young-looking woman having on a blood-splattered wedding gown has
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regularly been perceived attempting to grasp something by Big Branch.
Rapunzel is frequently noticed browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Tifton apartment in the early morning hours.
An alien explorer from outer space has allegedly been observed on numerous instances gazing at the water by Adcock-Morris Lake Dam before
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sunrise.
An enormous jerboa may repeatedly be seen in Reed Bingham State Park near the park headquarters redistributing orbs around.
A space man from another world may be noticed very frequently staring at folks in a Tifton flat through a peephole.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is from time to time observed standing by a murky road in close proximity to Tifton.
A space alien from planet Venus has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions dispatching a container at a Tifton post office.
A beheaded woman may sometimes be witnessed conversing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was in attendance. Whichever way, it's a chilling ghost that should be left alone.
A space invader from another planet was observed walking a Collie after midnight on a gloomy Tifton residential street.
A space invader became visible watching movies in a Tifton living room at the stroke of midnight.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was distinguished going through garbage
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Ghost Sightings From Tifton
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Ghost Sightings From Tifton
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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