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The martian captain of an alien spaceship became visible sitting on the floor in a residence in the neighborhood of Thomasville.
A female with larvae crawling out of her eyes was noticed very late at night sprinting after a passing Dodge on a shadowy highway near Thomasville. The watcher became frightened and fled. No matter what, it undoubtedly is a creepy phantom that you don't want to come across late in the night.
A space man from planet Pluto is repeatedly noticed in the backseat of a car by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A space invader from another solar system has supposedly been made out on a handful of occasions watering plants in the front garden of a mobile home in Thomasville.
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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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