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These are some lies we made up about Thomasville.
A massive aardvark can be spotted repeatedly annihilating a box in Dawson Street Historic District before dawn.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-covered dress has sometimes been witnessed in a mirror in a Thomasville trailer; the phantom was only perceptible in the mirror.
A space man from another world is now and then distinguished in a trailer near Thomasville.
A Chupacabra has purportedly been seen on one or two occasions at Andrews Lake Dam late in the night smoking a pipe.
An extremely large mink can from time to time be distinguished in a Thomasville area shoe store, marching the aisles.
An extremely large squirrel has regularly been observed dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of Bay Branch at midnight.
Nicolaus Copernicus is repeatedly distinguished crying at Alfred B. Maclay Gardens State Park.
A man with a machete in his head has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions staring
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around midnight by a road sign in Thomasville.
The phantom of a delivery man can frequently be made out strolling through a flat in Thomasville. Some folks declare this ghost enjoys frightening unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Thomasville.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO can be made out very frequently pacing through
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an apartment close to Thomasville.
A guy's body with the head of a goat has now and then been perceived at a coin operated phone in Thomasville using the phone. One thing's for sure, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that should be stayed away from.
A space invader from Venus is every now and then noticed shouting people's names alongside a wild highway in close proximity to Thomasville at the stroke of midnight.
A very large chameleon has supposedly been seen on many occasions standing by a desolate highway next to Thomasville.
A feminine body was witnessed mounted on a motorcycle on a murky highway near Thomasville. When the eye witness appeared the ghost ran away. It has been alleged that this specific ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Thomasville in the past.
A space man from deep space became visible in an apartment in Thomasville.
The ghost of a lady having a pentagram engraved into her nose was perceived striding by a wild road in close proximity to Thomasville.
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The ghost mentioned revenging a killing. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not messed with.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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