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These are some lies we made up about Sylvester.
A sizeable creepy giant may be perceived repeatedly in Jeffords Park at midnight swallowing soda pop.
An enormous gnu is once in a while noticed smoking a cigar in the center of Hog Heaven Branch.
Napoleon Bonaparte has purportedly been distinguished on a few instances staring at folks in a Sylvester home through a door crack.
A huge vicuna can once in a while be distinguished in a deserted zone next to Sylvester.
An Icthyosaurus is frequently observed at Burkett Lake Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the vista.
A man with a large hole through his chest may frequently be witnessed trying to flag down cars alongside a dark highway in the neighborhood of Sylvester. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to meet.
A gentleman having the head of a devil has occasionally been spotted sipping gasoline from a pump at a fueling station in Sylvester.
A giant kid is now and
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then noticed struggling to state something in Georgia Veterans Memorial State Park by the ranger station.
The alien crew member of a UFO has supposedly been distinguished on numerous occasions conversing into the air as if somebody besides was near.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter may from time to time be witnessed walking a Sheepdog
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at midnight on a shady Sylvester residential street.
One of the three Little Pigs was made out peeking through trailer windows in Sylvester on a dark night.
A partly rotten human corpse came into sight watching TV in a Sylvester living room late at night. The spirit didn't mind that there was someone else nearby.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was witnessed browsing through trash cans on a Sylvester residential road.
The martian navigator of a UFO emerged on a Sylvester residential road very late at night.
An extremely large koodoo was witnessed looking at an old woman snoozing on the floor in a building in Sylvester.
A very large pronghorn was perceived in a restaurant in the Sylvester vicinity.
The ghost of a farmer sporting a straw hat has repeatedly been seen ascending out of a drain hole on a Sylvester avenue before sunrise.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is regularly perceived snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Sylvester.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot
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is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions playing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Sylvester apartment. One of the residents determinedly argues that this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Sylvester in the past. No matter what people exclaim, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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