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These are some lies we made up about Suwanee.
An martian vacationer from another planet was perceived drifting down on Bennett Creek on a dark night.
An alien from another planet has frequently been observed by Ashmore Lake Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions wandering from residence to residence in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Suwanee street.
An alien from Venus may regularly be made out in Bowmans Island Shoals after midnight yelling.
A space man from outer space can be distinguished time and again on the shore of Lake Sidney Lanier attempting to express something.
A youthful girl having on a blood-splattered prom dress has every so often been seen in Buford Nature Preserve in the early morning hours burying a body by a big boulder.
A giant roebuck is every now and then seen going through a closet in the bedroom of a Suwanee residence late in
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the night.
An alien can from time to time be spotted gazing at people in a Suwanee apartment through a peephole.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been made out spitting at passing cars by the side of a dark highway in the neighborhood of Suwanee.
A huge mule is often seen dispatching a parcel
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at a Suwanee post office.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos has been perceived on one or two instances drinking gasoline from a gas pump at a refueling station in Suwanee.
A gentleman with a knife in his head may frequently be seen in Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area right by the park headquarters screaming at the witness to stay away. Whatever folks utter, it is indisputably a menacing spirit that any normal person would not want to come across.
A sizeable chilling giant can be seen over and over again walking a Poodle very late at night on a shadowy Suwanee avenue.
A huge okapi has occasionally been made out outside the entrance to Amicalola Falls and Lodge State Park flinging chunks of concrete.
A guy's body with the head of a pig is from time to time witnessed watching movies in a Suwanee living room at night. Nonetheless, this spirit certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has purportedly been noticed on many
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instances browsing through trash container on a Suwanee residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Suwanee
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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