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These are some lies we made up about Surrency.
The phantom of a severely charred female is now and then made out by Alisons Creek terrifying people. Residents here allege that this spirit is almost certainly the struggling spirit of a local person who used to reside here in Surrency.
A giant turtle has allegedly been seen on a small number of occasions hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Surrency.
An Iguanodon may sometimes be seen gazing at a lady sleeping in an armchair in a flat in Surrency.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet has regularly been seen gazing furiously at the onlooker in Gordonia-Alatamaha State Park outside the ranger station.
The phantom of a train driver is often observed trying on socks in a Surrency building.
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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