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These are some lies we made up about Sumner.
Cinderella is from time to time seen at Big Branch late at night throwing pieces of wood into the stream.
A gargantuan coyote is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions calling out names at Burkett Lake Dam on a dark night.
Marco Polo can occasionally be made out taking a rest on a stool in a home in Sumner.
A colossal rabbit was spotted at the water at Williams Lake pointing at the viewer.
A Chupacabra materialized staring irritably at the eye witness by a streetlight in Sumner.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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