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A fluorescent human figure has every now and then been seen hauling a cadaver from the cold water of Alligator Branch late in the night.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is now and then perceived at Brantley Trapnell Lake Dam before sunrise looking irritably at the onlooker.
A massive capybara has been made out on a small number of occasions standing by a deserted road near Stillmore.
An extraterrestrial can occasionally be spotted in George L. Smith State Park quite near the park headquarters going nuts.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was witnessed in a home in Stillmore. The appearance of the onlooker alarmed the spirit who then faded away.
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Ghost Sightings From Stillmore
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Ghost Sightings From Stillmore
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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